Receptionist: (trying to fit in a word) We sell bottled water for $1.00.
- At this point, I think Girl should have politely said thank you and quietly bought her water, but no...
Girl: Thank you so so much, my breath is just awful from these little cookies, I know they are for dogs, but they aren't too bad!
- I do an instant replay in my mind, did she just basically say she was snacking on dog food on her walk over to an audition?!?
Girl enters the waiting room adjacent to the front office with a 3 Dog Bakery Bag. I still wanted to believe that I misheard and that perhaps that is just the name of a bakery. But, no, to add to the story, the owner of the small studio had brought her two dogs in that day because they had a grooming appointment. Girl shared her snacks with the pooches. One pooch did not react well to the snacks and then proceeded to "toot," apparently that is typical as both Girl and owner were entertained. Needless to say, my nose was not.
20 December 2007
Yummy
Earlier this week while in the waiting room for an audition, I overheard the following conversation:
A Girl walks into the office and asks the Receptionist
Girl: Is there a water fountain on this floor, or a water cooler?
Receptionist: No, I'm sorry...
Girl: (cutting Receptionist off) It's just that I really need some water, I just went to the bakery and I have really bad breath and...
My first month here I saw a "purse dog" pooh on the floor of a casting director's office, thankfully that CD reacted in disgust after I, yes I, announced... "um...um...your dog, your dog is, it's (after pointing my finger at the dog, the only Woman with a dog finally responds as I say half defeated) yeah." As you can imagine I tried hard to contain myself as the smell did not.
Enough gross talk.
PS - I just survived my first meeting with an agent and I was called in for an interview with a different agent Saturday morning! Praise the Lord, it looks like those headshots may have been worth the drama after all :)
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Girl eating dog biscuits = best and most revolting story I'm sure I'll hear all day.
You're right, I need to GET DOWN THERE! ;)
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