Kelly with his signature grin, "Haven't you written about that enough on your blog?"
I apologize if any of my three readers share in his feelings, but I cannot resist writing about the What are you? Subject.
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While waiting in line to check in with the wardrobe department a guy I had only said "hello" to turns around and...
Guy: Are you one of those half Mexican half white mixes?
Me: (did he really just say "one of those") No.
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While on a break in my improv class, my instructor is going through the attendance and trying to figure out who isn't in class that day etc. He looks at me...
Instructor: I'm sorry, what is your name again?
Me: Nicole
Instructor: Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, I am sorry, it's just that usually there is something about someone that I connect with their name. You just don't look like a Nicole to me.
Me: What do I look like?
Instructor: (squinting and appearing to be thinking really hard) LATIN!
Me: Latin?!
Girl next to me: (whisper) I thought he was going to say a name.
Me to Girl: me too.
Instructor: Yeah, you know like Rosa, like Rosalita!
The next day I had a doctors appointment and the nurse came out and called for a patient named Miss Rosalita. No Joke.
2 comments:
I know I was quite adament on the phone, but I'll say it again and again and again: I never tire of this. Never.
I was thinking this morning, it must be the green in your eyes?? Maybe?
OH MY GOODNESS! I can't believe some people! High school should require that before people graduate they know how to start a normal converstion!
I feel so bad for you! Atleast it sounds like you take it with a smile! One day you will be able to write a book of all your great storeis!
Tarena
ps...I'll sign in with my blog, so maybe you can link through my name!
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